1. Santa- “If your wife is called Lakshmi, then what will you call your girlfriend?”
Banta- “Dhan Lakshmi Yantra!”
2. A drunkard to his friend – “Today we will drink until those three trees in front look like six!”
The person passing by said – “Stop it brother, there is only one tree in front! Now will you make a forest?”
3. Boy- “I Love You”
Girl- “Have you seen the face?”
Boy- “No…I have been to Ahmedabad only once!”
4. For fast women abroad
Says- “She is very talented”
In India it is said – “The daughter-in-law of so-and-so will sell everyone, she is like this…”
5. Gupta ji was sitting silent.
Yadav ji asked- “What happened?”
Gupta ji said – “Brother, what should I tell you now, your sister-in-law got her nose cut…”
Yadav ji- “How is that?”
Gupta ji- “We both had gone to watch the movie Toilet. Due to traffic, we reached the movie a little late.”
Yadav ji- “Why did you get your nose cut for this?”
Gupta ji- “Your sister-in-law has been saying in the whole locality that “My husband and I had gone to the toilet, we got late so we went out a little!”
6. The girl said to the boy- “Do you have a brain or not?”
Boy- “Yes, but I will not give it!”
7. Teacher- “Give a good example of ‘Strength lies in organization’?”
Student- “If there is one beedi in the pocket, it breaks, but if there is a whole bundle, it does not break!”
Master is unconscious!
8. Ramesh (to the doctor) – “Tell me some way to live longer?”
Doctor: “Get married.”
Ramesh- “Will this lead to longer life?”
Doctor- “No, the interest in living a long life will end!”
9. Suresh (to Mukesh)- “Friend, what does the doctor write on the prescription that only medical store people can understand?”
Mukesh (to Suresh) – “He writes, ‘I have looted, you also loot!’”
10. Raju was smoking hookah from a 2 meter long pipe.
Pintu- “Why are you drinking from such a long pipe?”
Raju- “Friend, the doctor has asked you to stay away from tobacco.”
11. Doctor- “Complete this medicine in a week and come and meet me later.”
Patient- “Okay doctor.”
After a week…
Doctor: “Is the medicine finished?”
Patient- “No doctor!”
Doctor- “Why not?”
Patient- “It was written in it that always keep the bottle closed!”
